melissa is sad

well here i am, telling everyone the truth about melissa spaghetti miller muhaha! she likes carrots but won't tell anyone because she thinks they are holy but really there just orange! she also collects spades and keeps them in her attic because she talks to them in private. she also has a crumpet head which personally i think is a great assest but she doesnt admitt to its glory. puddings are the best thing in the world, melissa thinks thats bull plop! which is crazy because its very very true. however, i do love her. even though she abused me in seven ways....stole my chin, ate my patte, lost my favourite sock, killed my boiled egg, drained my coca-cola bathtub, picked on my pet chicken and finally peeled 123 grapes and left them in a hedge!